Does anyone know funny love or break up quotes?


I need funny quotes on love and break up quotes (like love sucks and love is great). Needs to be one liners.





January 29, 2010 at 8:01 pm

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January 29, 2010

By Patti

Absence makes the heart to chuck. Graffiti from college 60

By Jo W

“All we know is separation from the sky, and we all need from hell.” – Emily Dickinson “To be with a man who has tried every line, which is not dissolved by a woman in every way that can break with them the kind of Nice. “- Uma Thurman” It’s after you realize that the feeling of happiness you had with a man does not necessarily prove that he loved “- Marguerite Duras« break in the final moments. “- George black

By jtspurr

There are tons of funny quotes about love Entertonement.  ► http://www.Entertonement.Com/ This is to make hot Spanish love now? From Anchorman!  ► http://www.Entertonement.Com/clips/8512/Will-Ferrell/Comedy/Hot-Spanish-Love

February 17, 2010

By Jeremy copiousquotes.com

Here are some fun ones:

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
(Anonymous)

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
(Woody Allen)

“I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate — but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.”
(Alf Whit)

There are a bunch more at:  ► http://www.Copiousquotes.Com/funny-love-quotes.Html



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